Mathematical Equation for A Perfect Ass

(S C) x (B F)/T = V is the formula that describes the 'ideal female ass' in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England

Now, you might be wondering, what do those variables represent. Fret not: there's more!

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite."

[Via Boing Boing]

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