Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits | The Onion

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Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production, effective immediately."

To better protect their stockholders' interests, Hollywood will be shifting its focus to safer, more reliable profit models, including real estate, life insurance, and the sale of hygiene products."

Read More. Pictures include the dismantling of the Hollywood Sign and Mel Gibson as a homeless man.