Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits | The Onion

For those of you who are not au courant in all things internet, The Onion is a satirical webzine. When they take to the keyboard, hilarity ensues. This is a clip from an article on Hollywood. It is quite hilarious.
Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production, effective immediately."

To better protect their stockholders' interests, Hollywood will be shifting its focus to safer, more reliable profit models, including real estate, life insurance, and the sale of hygiene products."

Read More. Pictures include the dismantling of the Hollywood Sign and Mel Gibson as a homeless man.


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