CBS Poll: Half of you reading this are stupid

A recent CBS News poll shows that over half (half!) of Americans still reject the Theory of Evolution in favor of believing God created humans in their present form.

An additional 30% have tried to rationalize both Faith and Reason, agreeing that humans have evolved from whatever God initially created -- if I'm not mistaken, this is the not-so-intelligent Intelligent Design Theory.

And with the 5% margin of error, that leaves about 15% of Americans who don't subscribe to canon passed down through a poly-millennia old game of telephone.

Don't read the damn Bible for a moral or eithical code. Read the damn Bible because we need more Atheists"

- Penn Jilette